If nature has blessed you down there like a breeding bull, you can skip this article. But if you are like most of us and have an average, below-average, or simply questionable profile in your trousers, this article is for you. We will show you how to make your bulge look bigger and more attractive.
Nature gave each of us something different, and everyone has different talents. But what does it matter that you play guitar brilliantly if you are on a date and what is in your trousers does not look the way you want it to? Fortunately, there are methods and tools for this apparent problem. A popular saying goes: “One centimetre more and you are a king; one centimetre less and you are a queen.” So let’s look at how to become a king!
Tip 1. Trim the jungle!
No one likes a jungle in the garden, and that is doubly true in your crotch. If you doubt it, ask three people around you and you will have your answer. Unkempt pubic hair is not only off-putting; it also makes your package look smaller. The shorter the hair, the bigger it appears.
Tip 2. Position, support and packing
Who likes badly wrapped gifts? Nobody, right? Your crotch does not benefit when one part sticks out here while another hangs somewhere else. It will look bigger when everything sits neatly together instead of moving around. To make your “package” look bigger, your underwear has to do three things:
1. Keep everything together
2. Lift it
3. Bring it forward
Tip 3. Types of men's underwear
Loose boxers are fine at home. If you want to make a better impression, though, choose the right underwear. Have you seen someone at the gym whose bulge looked bigger than yours? Most likely, he simply chose a more suitable cut. Let’s talk about three types of underwear: boxer briefs, trunks and briefs. We have already ruled out classic loose boxers after the earlier tips. Each of these three styles has different qualities and works for different occasions.
For the fullest visual effect, briefs are a good choice. Their triangular front naturally draws the eye to the crotch. The underwear triangle between bare thighs creates the strongest effect in terms of proportion. Many men prefer boxers or jocks, however. If you do not wear briefs, choose trunks rather than classic boxer briefs: trunks have a shorter leg, so the front is more visible. And that is what we are after, right?
Tip 4. Functional underwear
If you do not know underwear with a “function”, we are happy to introduce it. Without it, the desired effect would be difficult to achieve. There are many clever details that do exactly what we need. To keep everything compact, choose underwear that is specially cut and made for that purpose.
Every men’s underwear brand now tries to offer its own version that enhances the crotch. Australian brand aussieBum, for example, offers a collection with a pouch called WJ or “WonderJock”. It keeps everything together and lifts it as well, creating a push-up effect.
See aussieBum men's push-up underwear
STEALTH – THE SECRET WEAPON IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
There is also a new product for men who want to boost their confidence and sex appeal. According to the maker, wearing Stealthformen creates mechanical penis stretching that can lead to an increase in length over time. Stealth is a stretching aid designed to support your anatomy in a natural way. It consists of four parts, the main one being an elastic ring with a sleeve that surrounds the testicles and penis. The black sleeve, together with the other elements, lengthens the profile and adds extra girth. Stealth also fills your underwear until it reaches its intended effect. Find more information and customer reviews here.
Another way to bring the front forward is a horseshoe-shaped pouch inside the underwear. You can find these cuts in boxer briefs, trunks and briefs. The “EnlargeIt” system from Australian brand aussieBum has exactly that kind of horseshoe-shaped pouch, lifting everything and holding it together. This underwear with a push-up pouch is very comfortable for everyday wear. Customers say that after trying it, they do not want to wear anything else.
Functional underwear is not just about aesthetics. Athletes use it in one form or another too. Have you noticed in athletics how everything seems to point forward? It is probably not anatomy; for comfort, underwear keeps everything at the front so it does not get in the way between the thighs. That is exactly the effect you can get too.
Popular brand C-IN2 also uses a special elastic strap inside the underwear. It calls it Sling Support™. The soft elastic strap is sewn in from the waistband; when you place it correctly, it supports, lifts and moves everything forward. You can find it, for example, in 100% cotton C-IN2 CORE LOW NO SHOW briefs.
Tip 5. Colour matters!
The final tip is choosing the right underwear colour. Black is the least helpful: everything visually blends into it and loses volume. We want exactly the opposite. The lighter the colour, the stronger the push-up effect can look. Decide for yourself which crotch looks fuller in the photos below.
EXTRA TIP: you can enhance your butt too!
Luxury Italian brand D.HEDRAL brings the iconic “Gigolo Joe II” underwear collection. Its patented “AngleFit” technology uses a distinctive seamless weaving method, making the underwear feel like a second skin. Gigolo Joe II also has a striking Y-shaped thermal tape. The tape tensions the fabric so that it follows your curves more closely. The result is a neater, rounder-looking butt. The newest GOLD collection has this tape in an unmistakable, luxurious gold colour.
To finish: whether you have more or less down there, your underwear should not be old. Stretched or washed-out underwear does the exact opposite of what you want. We all want to show what we have in the best possible light. Now you know how. Welcome to the world of kings!